Mai taie de labe1 da-le drecu

    La labe1 teveu s-a anuntat iar strangere de curea. Ma rog, initial se anuntau "optimizari de cheltuieli", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean, dupa care phew, s-au calmat toti basincuristii afland ca nu se mai da afara doar ca...mai scad salariile. Salarii deja scazute data trecuta cu vreo 20% parca. 

     Pai ba, falimenta-v-as gura voastra cu limba indesata adanc in Bas, la comanda politica ati transformat un post initial generalist intr-unul de stiri ca sa aibe Basaul si clica lui de hoti unde sa latre. Ati adus ultimele scursuri sau rebuturi rejectate sau autorejectate de si de la altii si va plangeti ca n-aveti audienta si va duceti in jos. Ati sustinut un regim mafiot si jegos cu oameni care si-au batut joc de noi si acum se plang unii pe net ca Sorina Matei ar fi cauza dezastrului da' ca Sabin hOrcan si alte nulitati absolute ca Pora si Prisacariu ar fi mierea lu' dumnezeu.

     S-a inchis robinetu de la partid si acum chitaiti incercand sa va indesati limba in fundu lui Iohannis da nu prea va merge.

     Cum e nea Striblea cu salariile de labe1? Ca plecasi de la al doilea post ca audienta si-ai ajuns la ultimul. Acu' esti alaturi de colegu matale Manastire, frumos, liber si cu buzunaru mai gol. Va simtiti bine dom'le labe1 teveu unde nu puteti indrazni sa latrati ceva nasol de Basau ? L-ati avut in emisiune si vorba unui clasic in viata, nea Cristoiu isi varase adanc limba-n fundul lui iar dumneata erai ...miau miau, miau miau...Da sunteti liber domnu Striblea, ce dracu. Va garantez eu ca sunteti liber sa plecati daca va luati de cine nu trebuie. Sunteti liber sa-l suportati pe hOrcan si pe Cristoiu, sa va intersectati pe hol cu Soneria Matei pe care cu siguranta o puteti auzi de la trei etaje departare, sunteti liber sa aveti cel mai mic salariu. Da' io cam am impresia ca va si place. Adica na, pe Gadea spre exemplu nu l-as vedea niciodata labe1. Sincer cred ca nici pe Ciutacu. Da dvs v-a placut dom'le, ca altfel nu va duceati. Sa ma iertati...o fi de la..mai bine nu mai zic. 

Rebel Heart super deluxe - design review

     Ok so madonnatribe and a couple of fans published today the physical album artwork for Madonna's Rebel Heart and I was pleasantly surprised by the most expected version, the super deluxe, announced to be released in digipack. Yea, cardboard is what digipack is, and a lot of fans were disappointed. Frankly so was I and I still am a bit, seeing how the deluxe jewelcase worked beautifuly for MDNA, I really have no idea why they went for a digipack this time. However, the finished product is not what anyone expected and some fans reconsidered their position after they saw it. Usually 2CD digipacks find themselves in a pretty simple packing design, and everything usually unfolds in a single line. Well this particular digipack pleasantly surprised me because it unfolds in a symetric way that is pretty nice to look at. 

     So, from the overall design point of view, this digipack is pretty awesomely folded as you can see in the pictures below published on madonnatribe. However it has a few downsides. 

- the CDs included are not quite what I would go for. All three release versions of this album feature quite simple CD artwork for my taste

- the super deluxe has no booklet. There's nothing really to miss about it this time as the booklet featured by the other versions have almost the same images printed on this one's cardboard and the name of the songs. There are no credits and, bummer, no lyrics as we already got used to for some while.

- when you're gonna listen to the CD's you better have a bigger place than usual to unfold this digipack cause you surely don't wanna ruin it

- to my disappointment it doesn't contain the famous front cover image issued for the deluxe version. 

     Considering all this, if I were to grade this issue I would give it a 8,5 for the actual design plus 0.5 for the folding design, that'll be an overall 9. Well I'll be getting my own digipack pretty soon, I'm very excited and thrilled. I think the biggest loss for this album and quite a few previous ones is the lack of lyrics. I could do without all the artwork or credits and get a few pages with lyrics instead. If you remember Ray of light, there were plenty pics in the booklet to go side by side with the lyrics and plenty room to have credits as well. 

Si eu imi rezerv dreptul sa ma pis pe situ' vostru

     Cautand tot felul de stiri despre Madonna si noul sau album, dau un click pe ziarelive.ro. Si ce imi vad ochii. Un dictamai overlay-ul si in mijloc un text care imi spune ca a fost detectat adblockplus si ziarelive isi rezerva dreptul de a nu afisa pagina. 

      O sa dezactivez adblock plus cand o zbura porcu cu maru-n gura. Iote si io imi rezerv dreptul sa ma pis pe situ vostru si pe mesajele voastre nesimtite si pe reclamele de cacat pe care le bagati pe gat oamenilor ca sa nu muriti de foame ca din articole n-ati trai o zi, stati linistiti. CA CAlitatea lor se vede mai jos foarte clar. Un simplu articol despre albumul asta n-ati reusit sa redactati in asa fel incat sa depasiti nivelul unei reviste de liceu. 

     Iote cum adblockplus va da cu flit si la mesage-box-ul ala si la overlay si iaca-ta articoluuuu. HUO! Fi-v-ar jena. Auzi tupeu sa-mi zica mie ca nu pot vedea pagina daca nu vad si tona de reclame de cacat. Not in this lifetime biatch!